Quick note to women everywhere...

...but especially women in N.Y.C.: IF YOU CANNOT WALK IN A PAIR OF SHOES, DO NOT WEAR THEM!!! You're not only doing almost certain damage to your feet, but you also LOOK LIKE IDIOTS!!!!!!! I am constantly boggled by the fact that women, mostly women in this city, where the streets are treacherous to begin with, insist on wearing shoes in which they cannot move properly. Some of them look like Bambi learning to walk, some look like they have hemorrhoids, and others look like their walking on stilts. It's ridiculous, and certainly doesn’t give them the sexy strut or elegant stroll they so desire. I don't care how beautiful your shoes are, how in style they are, or how much they cost: if you can't walk in them, YOU WON’T LOOK GOOD IN THEM!!!!!!! And it's not just random club-goers trying to be cool; I've seen CELEBRITIES fall victim to this idiocy!!! People with handlers, and p.r. rep.s (whose job it is to not let them out in public looking stupid and should be fired!) are walking around like circus freaks! When I worked at Planet Hollywood, we did a press event for the opening of Amanda Bynes's first big movie: "What a Girl Wants" and she could barely walk in her high heels, let alone climb the stairs to have her picture taken on the platform. Seriously, what are people thinking as they practically limp, legs akimbo down the street???!?! Take it from me girls, no matter how pretty you may be standing still, a bad walk can ruin your mojo... and your ankles!!!

p.s.- Want a pair of shoes desperately and can’t walk in them? Found the most adorable six-inch spike heels ever and can barely stand in them? Let me know. I will happily give you FREE lessons to have you strutting like a pro in no time… and by pro, I do mean confident prostitute. ;)